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AMX Jokes/Riddles

Joe HebertJoe Hebert Posts: 2,159
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What do you call Viagra for an NI-3100?

Answer:
edargpu erawmrif A

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  • mpullinmpullin Posts: 949
    Q: How does a religious Master pay his respects to the dead?

    A: He phasts for 40 days.
  • Thomas HayesThomas Hayes Posts: 1,164
    LOL, okay it really must be slow if you have time to think up these jokes ;)
  • shr00m-dewshr00m-dew Posts: 394
    Thought this was pretty funny this morning... AMX = SEX???

    Kevin D.
  • jweatherjweather Posts: 320
    Cre$tron = poop?
  • jjamesjjames Posts: 2,908
    LMAO @ the Cre$tron one . . . it's funny because it really does say that! Oh the sense of humor at AMX - I love it!! :D What's even funnier is when do search "poop", Visual Architect Sales Assistant comes up . . . ;)
  • Joe HebertJoe Hebert Posts: 2,159
    Too funny
    jweather wrote: »
    Cre$tron = poop?
    And vice versa. That's a classic.
  • Marc ScheibeinMarc Scheibein Posts: 882
    Check Technote #290 :D
  • Marc ScheibeinMarc Scheibein Posts: 882
    One more....
    How to catch an elephant:http://www.thatwasfunny.com/how-to-catch-an-elephant-in-africa/1503
    AMX programmer will catch them:
    - AXcess programmers are hunting elephants with very tolerant methodes. But when they switch to NetLinx, they are confused why several AXcess methodes are not longer working. (the AXcess compiler is quite lazy in checking syntax)
    - NetLinx programmers define virtual elephants, where each elephant may have upto 400 feet (virtual device, w/ upto 100 ports)
    - DUET programmers will not hunt elephants. The elephant anounces that he's available, so NetLinx can catch it (DDDP)
  • Marc ScheibeinMarc Scheibein Posts: 882
    AXcess masters have some undocumented "commands" in terminal... ;)
  • TurnipTruckTurnipTruck Posts: 1,485
    Marc Scheibein wrote: »
    AXcess masters have some undocumented "commands" in terminal... ;)

    Such as?? Now I'm curious.
  • Dan ColegroveDan Colegrove Posts: 39
    Marc Scheibein wrote: »
    AXcess masters have some undocumented "commands" in terminal... ;)

    Thats one of the things that got me hooked on AMX. I thought finding "Easter Eggs" like those in the old Axcent2s and 3s was awesome.
  • Marc ScheibeinMarc Scheibein Posts: 882
    Marc Scheibein wrote: »
    AXcess masters have some undocumented "commands" in terminal... ;)

    OK, they are no control commands, but.... try in terminal of any AXcess master the words from the attached image. Have fun :cool:
  • ericmedleyericmedley Posts: 4,177
    Marc Scheibein wrote: »
    OK, they are no control commands, but.... try in terminal of any AXcess master the words from the attached image. Have fun :cool:

    Not to thread jack. This reminds me of my former life working on SSL mixing consoles. The computer running it could be set to 'rude' mode or 'very rude' mode. The rude mode would sit and flash insulting messages all session long. ex: 'make up your so-called mind' whenever you hit 'undo' As you'd expect, Very Rude mode includes non-stop fun with explicitives.

    And now back to the thread.

    I remember seeing this AMX joke on one of those 'shoot yourself in the foot' threads. I cannot properly acknowledge the author. My apologies.

    Q. How do you shoot yourself in the foot with Netlinx?

    A. Netlinx allows you to shoot yourself in the foot but our touch panels do not currently support this feature...
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