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GadgetGadget Posts: 4,915
You may remember the \"new words\" post... if not you can \"search\" it out...
The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. And the winners are:

1. coffee, n. the person upon whom one coughs.
2. flabbergasted, adj. appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.
3. abdicate, v. to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. esplanade, v. to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. willy-nilly, adj. impotent.
6. negligent, adj. absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.
7. lymph, v. to walk with a lisp.
8. gargoyle, n. olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. flatulence, n. emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.
10. balderdash, n. a rapidly receding hairline.
11. testicle, n. a humorous question on an exam.
12. rectitude, n. the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
13. pokemon, n. a Rastafarian proctologist.
14. oyster, n. a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
15. Frisbeetarianism, n. the belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

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  • DraDra Posts: 3,777
    Peoria (pee-or-ee-uh) (n) - A city in Illinois, also The sensation or feeling one experiences during the first 2.5 seconds of full bladder urination, usually associated with long lines at a music festival or family vacations involving Texas.

    DRA
  • fgbrun55fgbrun55 Posts: 2
    Can you define this question? Will a vintage DBX 117, DBX 3bx, etc, improve the playback quality of commercial CD's, i.e., jazz -Pat Metheny, Yellowjackets, etc?

    I am playing back on a circa 1988 Magnavox CD player or Panasonic ESR-10 DVD recorder, through a 2006 Onkyo 7.1 Surround receiver, with JBL L-96 3-way speakers in stereo, or in surround with small sattellites.
  • DraDra Posts: 3,777
    Odd place to post.

    Alabama? Where?

    DRA
  • fgbrun55fgbrun55 Posts: 2
    I'm in Huntsville.
  • GadgetGadget Posts: 4,915
    You want to know if 30 year old technology will help make 16 bit digital discs sound better? And your asking on a technology specific forum that deals almost exclusively with a loudspeaker management system? And to top it all off you post in a thread that was largely a comic relief post...no wonder Dra is confused...

    Lucky for you I happen to own those pieces and had a studio so I can speak cogently when I say... \"most likely not\"... Those technologies were developed (in the case of the 117) most specifically, as a NOISE REDUCTION technique that would expand the dynamic range only to once again squash it in order to leave the noise outside the envelope... the 3bx just took the technology one step further and did so in three bands as opposed to one....Specifically for tape hiss removal....and since hiss went the way of vinyl when digital technology came along.... well do you get the picture?

    I cannot speak specifically to the quality of the panasonic ... but a 1988 magnavox? And a surround sound receiver? Even onkyo, with a good reputation isn't considered esoteric by any means...No what you really need is better equipment...JBL L96's? never liked them myself... but thats not the issue here...

    Go find someone that has a high bit rate CD player, a pair of Martin Logan's and a strait wire preamp with something like a Conrad Johnson amp...Mine, while not quite so high-end consists of a pair of Infinity RS1's a Carver C-1 preamp and CD player, as well as a pioneer Elite CD player, and a air of custom made mono block Tube amps with a Sunfire Truesub...I also have a micro weighted Thorens turntable with a Grado cartridge and and a thousand or so MFSL (mobile fidelity sound labs) discs, that put most CD's to shame...But thats another story...

    Gadget
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